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Don’t have sex with turtles, you’ll get salmonella.
Don’t have sex with turtles, you’ll get salmonella.
I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.
As the largest inmate won’t he simply eat the smaller inmates?
Reagan would like a word.
GOP governor candidate can go sit on a cactus.
At worst Trump will get another stern talking to, as he always has.
Is there a way to see them without having a log in? I get an overlay anytime I click anything.
And when someone does come along, the obstructionist party torpedoes it.
Womp womp.
Better than either of the choices they’re forcing on us.
Isn’t veganism usually based on consent? Therefore consensual bukkake is vegan.
Good bot.
What are your feelings on the racist lunatic running the company?
Thaaaats not what a vasectomy does but it does paint a vivid mental image.
No only people who believe in imaginary sky daddy.
Calling it person milk is technically correct but boy oh boy does it make me uncomfortable.
The motto of the GOP.
First one is pretty decent from what I remember. Didn’t even know it got a sequel.