Hardly anyone buying an S&P 500 ETF can name all 500 companies.

Just bribe them to get the score back up

Fellas, is it a crime to not want to do something from time to time?

I’d much prefer an egg

They have since upgraded the Whitehouse with fire-resistant materials, premise security, and anti-missile systems.

He knows exactly what he’s doing here. He’s punishing the blue state specifically.

What firearms does the US get from Canada?

That’s the closest thing to him admitting he did a thing to his own people.