• Roundcat@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Now I’m just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.

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      1 year ago

      Is this why I can’t just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

      • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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        “The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!” -St. Peter, probably

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      Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.

      That way the Christians really won’t know what to think.