Home shit home
But yea, at least you know how clean your own toilet is and you can sit for hours on end with no one bothering you
My dude, you’re missing out on a world of workplace skiving.
That is until you work in a kitchen where the chef replaced the light with a heat lamp bulb…I admired and hated him
That’s devious and genius at the same time.
This sentence starts out sounding American and ends up very British.
bidet users in states can feel this meme
Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.
Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you’ll know my pain.
Who cares what toilet you poop in? As long as the toilet is clean. A man’s gotta poo when a man’s gotta poo
Imagine not being paid to shit.
-Posting this from the office bathroom
I work at a small grocery store and I’m astounded by how often people shit in our public bathroom. Our toilet is extemely popular, and as such is always ripe with the robust smell of shit. It’s clear that many of these customers have a routine.
If it bothers you this much why not just keep some cleaning wipes in your car or bag or something and you’ll never have to be uncomfortable again.
You get the same face when you get instant relief 2 seconds before unlocking your door.
I haven’t pooped for 3 days
I was once like that, until I started working, now I can shit just about everywhere.
