Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
You’re goddamn right
Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.
Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.
One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.
♪ Young man! There are leaves all around
I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground
I say: young man! Won’t it make a cool sound
When you
Stuff
It
In
Your
Leaf hole ♪
When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.
Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.
I don’t like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals
It’s made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties
I don’t know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn’t matter, would try. 🙂
The same place they got a squirrel. Texas.
The rat’s food
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
Because you were the first, fam.
110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
Anything from house moving castle
*Howls Moving Castle
I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.
always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker
Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.