ummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-29 months agoAww, did somebody get addicted to white?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1165arrow-down1imageAww, did somebody get addicted to white?lemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelolcatnip@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoNo dealer has ever offered me free drugs.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoThat business model is exclusive to extremely physiologically addictive drugs, like heroin and meth. Is that generally your market?
minus-squareManifish_Destiny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoPro tip: tell lots of dealers it’s your first time. Free drugs for a while.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoAlso tell them it’s your birthday.
minus-squareFlat Pluto Society@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoYeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it’s really embarrassing.
No dealer has ever offered me free drugs.
That business model is exclusive to extremely physiologically addictive drugs, like heroin and meth. Is that generally your market?
Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it’s your first time. Free drugs for a while.
Also tell them it’s your birthday.
Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it’s really embarrassing.
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