return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square300fedilinkarrow-up1971arrow-down127
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minus-squarelaxu@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinksuomiarrow-up5·9 months agoGod just doesn’t want the paparazzi hounding him. “Can’t smite even one guy without everyone going all New Testament on you and writing about it in the newspaper”, said the Lord when asked for a comment.
God just doesn’t want the paparazzi hounding him.
“Can’t smite even one guy without everyone going all New Testament on you and writing about it in the newspaper”, said the Lord when asked for a comment.