• Spaceape@lemmy.nrsk.no
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    1 year ago

    I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say “Looks like I won again!”, cashier dies a little inside.

    Every time.

    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied “the winning lottery numbers?” I said “if I had those, I wouldn’t be talking to you.”