Lol, that’s nothing. The woman I pay every Friday does way worse things to my balls. She shallows them, plays with them, hits them, she’s even burnt them with a lighter a few times. Seriously considering getting a new caddy tbh.

Sometimes bounce on head.

yeah… me too, football

we just happen to be able to offer you a good solid thrashing from a whole gaggle of spiked boots for about an hour and a half, old chap… do come in…