Fun game: read HP, and sub the word ‘wand’ our for penis euphemisms
“The schlong choses the wizard”
I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.
It’s just one letter away from “wang”…
It’s a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Lmfao
Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.
Who does Harry own?
Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?
Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?
Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??
A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”
Lmfaooo
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Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf