• Stamets@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Wait until you find out about my main account.

    Yes.

    Main account.

    You think I use Stamets all the time?

    I’ve been around on Lemmy a lot longer than ‘Stamets’ has been.

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        2 months ago

        Nope! I enjoy having an account where no one knows who I am. I even post on that account occasionally, too and no one will ever know. Posted one once after my Stamets posting. Someone commented saying something like finally a post not done by Stamets and I almost died.

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          An almost oopsie!

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          (Except intentional… or SO YOU CLAIM!:-P /s) But we will never remain satisfied, knowing there is more to that story!

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            Oh I’m gonna die and you’ll never know. I learned, at extreme cost, to value my privacy.

            SUFFER!

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              2 months ago

              It is too late. Your words have revealed who you are.

              You must be… Keiko! (And I am Miles then, in this fantasy in my head now?:-P)

              This is now cannon, and cannot be undone. Unless you want it too I guess…

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                  You are never alone. Even / especially when you do not want to be. You have all of tenforward waiting to enjoy your words, whenever you choose to share:-) 💖.

                  At least, until the bombs drop and we all die during our version of the Bell Riots. But until then, none of us have any excuses for not making this a merry place for foofaraw!

                  Speaking of, I figured it out (oh no not again!?), who you must be!

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                    2 months ago

                    I’ll give you one hint and one hint alone about my main account.

                    The username is 4 letters. They’re not Kirk

                    Go nuts.

                    And hey, stop being sweet. It’s making me salivate. I haven’t eaten in days, I don’t need this torture