“I try to convince the ancient vampire to make me a vampire and totally wasn’t trying to steal his shiny amulet.” roll
DM: bangs head on table He agrees by lunging at you faster than the eye can follow and feel sharp teeth pierce your neck.
Rest of the party shows up and initiated combat. Convinced them for a short while I was fine. The cleric turning up dead, inexplicably, convinced them I wasn’t.
It was good fun while it lasted. Never did find out if the ancient vampire was going to turn me or kill me if the party hadn’t arrived.
OR
“I try to convince the ancient vampire to make me a vampire and totally wasn’t trying to steal his shiny amulet.” roll
DM: bangs head on table He agrees by lunging at you faster than the eye can follow and feel sharp teeth pierce your neck.
Rest of the party shows up and initiated combat. Convinced them for a short while I was fine. The cleric turning up dead, inexplicably, convinced them I wasn’t.
It was good fun while it lasted. Never did find out if the ancient vampire was going to turn me or kill me if the party hadn’t arrived.
Never mind. I died too.