will@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down112
arrow-up1402arrow-down1external-linkInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comwill@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squaremuhyb@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·2 days ago even with eyes closed Not sure I would want something like that.
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·2 days agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
Not sure I would want something like that.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.