• Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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    1 year ago

    “in Minecraft” should absolutely be replaced with “in cruelty squad” because that’s just the game in a nutshell. Kill this billionaire because he told me Cheerios were mid. Kill this politician, he farted. Kill me because I think it’d be funny (that one is an actual mission). We fat-fingered the last 4 digits of your social security number so now we’re going to kill you (also an actual mission). You could come up with the wildest assassination plot and end it with “in cruelty squad” and everyone would just be like, “yup. That’s cruelty squad in a nutshell isn’t it.”

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Okay but that political dude? He really did fart on that lady and he still hasn’t apologies to her or us or the nation and at this point I think public executive is the cleanest way out of this mess for us all (oh dear gods Florida sheriff this is a joke you can tell, right?)