Tapeworms disagree.
My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
The horses are farting back
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and “aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!”
“and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight…”
Very sad
Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
- We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
- Some people find it funny and fart on others.
- Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
- Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so…
I have a 10 year old boy. I’ve been farted on for 10 years.
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
Nah, it’s humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You’re walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You’ve guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we’re on our sides.
If dogs aren’t the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don’t know what the criteria is
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
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Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we’re both right, for different reasons.
It probably depends on how you quantify the input.
If it’s by volume, I’d agree that it’s probably cows or pigs. But if it’s by individual animal, it might be something smaller like chickens.
A lot of male chicks become pet food shortly after birth, which is what I think would skew the numbers.
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Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it’s more of a fermentation process. If you’ve been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
i wouldn’t mind being that horseHorses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
On the internet, nobody knows that you are a horse.
They’re trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don’t be ungrateful!
My condolences.
Yeah, but they’re into that shit.
It’s not shit, it’s farts
