• RQG@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My wife: ‘You really have a dice problem’

    Me: ‘I’m so glad you see it too’

    My wife: ‘I mean… It’s really hard to miss!!’

    Me: ‘Exactly! I don’t have any icy blue translucent dice yet but I’m playing a frost mage!’

    My wife: ‘that’s not at all what I meant.’

    Me: ‘hey if I order all translucent dice in a set I save shipping.’

    My wife: ‘I’m leaving you.’

    Me: ‘But not the campaign are you? Cus I ordered some bear themed dice for your bear barbarian.’

    My wife: ‘Awwww.’

    Now we both have a dice problem.