This REALLY takes me back to the week Return of the Jedi came out. A woman in my office came strolling back from lunch with her friend who worked in the area next to ours. As they separated, she finished their Star Wars conversation by loudly blurting over the partitions: “I haven’t seen it yet, but I heard…” <every major surprise in the movie>.

This was in a group of about a dozen software developers. She was dead to us from then on.