Will. Never. Happen.
Canadians will literally die before living for a milisecond as Americans.
And - this is a declaration of war by the US president. Cause it would take a military invasion to violently turn Canadians into Americans.
I like how he wants Canada as one state. Keeping the Provinces split would push the Senate to the left for quite some time.
Only if you assume elections will keep happening.
I encourage Canadian conservative voters to write in Trump’s name on their ballot
LOL some smooth brains no doubt will. Will be counted as spoiled ballots.
I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler’s tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.
He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;
It’s like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.
Lmao I think that’s genuinely the best summary of his writing style that I’ve ever seen
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Plenty more where that came from!
I don’t often run across a piece of pure poetry in the wild. Well said!
Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal
I mean if he was unhinged but was making your lifes better I would understand but the guy doesn’t even care and it’s making your lifes worst. I’m I crazy to think that american are crazy to vote for him, or is he making your lifes better in any way?
Not a critic, just really want to understand
He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that’s what Republicans voted for
TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN
No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed
1 year ago? How about 5 years ago?
Honestly, even then. 45 was always unhinged but 47 has really lowered the bar more than was ever thought possible.
It’s like he’s campaigning for the liberals. Almost no one in Canada wants to hear this and I bet they will vote against whatever they see as aligned with this.
This stuff is first and foremost meant for the eyes of his supporters
But honestly they seem to think it is fucking meaningless. They’re more forgiving about it, but they’re still out there calling it asinine.
Trump: “NO BORDER!”
And America will pay for it!
They would. Just not in the way they’d prefer.
Is my English grammar lacking or is there something wrong with the “if” in the first sentence? Shouldn’t that be a “by” ("by Canada becoming […] )?
Astonishing it’s not satire
I’m still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn’t. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.
Fuck you and die, cheeto
Elect someone who isn’t even running, a very likely outcome
Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump’s America. He’ll absolutely sell us out.
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