I’m proud to reveal my Advanced Retro Simulation Environment which you’re all going to be playing with soon. My A.R.S.E. is going to be so big that it will take dozens of magazines to cover it.

The best thing about my A.R.S.E. will be the content that comes out of it. Not a mere trickle, like for other platform launches. No, there will be a raging torrent of content, all exclusive to my A.R.S.E.

With it’s evolutionary industrial design drawing from nature, the curved profile of my A.R.S.E. will be a feast for the eyes.

Get your hands on my A.R.S.E. on April 1, and be the envy of your friend group.

  • Redkey@programming.dev
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    4 hours ago

    How do you think your A.R.S.E. compares to Microsoft’s planned Binary Universal Technology Translation System, and Sony’s upcoming Original Software Heuristic Inter-platform Real-time Interpreter?

    I like the big offering from MS, I cannot lie. Sony’s outline looks well-rounded, too. I searched online, but I haven’t seen any real details about your system. Even after I put down my phone and got on my desktop to type on a proper keyboard, I couldn’t find A.R.S.E. with both hands.

  • thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 hours ago

    Well done. This made me literally laugh out loud. Haven’t read a 4-1 post this fun in years.