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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Cybersecurity - Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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    Do some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.

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      I wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.

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        La di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.

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          I use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry

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      You can set a default status message in Teams that gets displayed right when someone tries to message you. That link is in mine. It doesn’t work for everyone, but for most.

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        This is so perfectly passive aggressive to me that I plan to set it up today. Genius.

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          I dont think this is passive agressive at all. The automatic reply would be, but as a status? No, this just communicates the way you want to be messaged

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      Omg blogger is still around ??

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      https://nohello.net/ is the updated version

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