• veroxii@aussie.zone
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      1 year ago

      Day 17171. I still find myself stuck in the future. In fact all efforts to return to real time has failed. The antipodal time lords invoked a yearly time warp ritual this morning and upon waking up I find myself another hour further into the future.

      The god like power of knowing the future is starting to become a burden but I remain vigilant and have stocked up on Vegemite and non-Fosters beer. The emus are coming …