BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前Road ragelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1844arrow-down115
arrow-up1829arrow-down1imageRoad ragelemmy.blahaj.zoneBluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前message-square32fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 天前But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 小时前Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
minus-squarehardcoreufo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 小时前They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
minus-squareirelephant 🍭@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 小时前Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 天前I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 天前Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 天前Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 天前Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 天前Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 天前Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.