1: Didn’t I tell you not to touch my things?
2: You need to chill. You have autism spectrum disorder.
1: How can I have a disorder when I like order? That makes no sense.
2: Because you take things literally.
1: You’re the one that literally took my things!
This reminded me of the time I came back to work after being off for 2 days and immediately noticed someone had touched my desk. Nothing was missing and I couldn’t even say how I knew but things were just “off”. It turned out the trainer was showing some new hires how a device I was testing worked which is fine because I was the only one in our office that had one but I was fairly pissed for a bit until I found out.