This is a little more infuriating than “mildly infuriating” but I can’t think of a better place to post it
Edit: I’d like to clarify that I live in East Tennessee, not an area like Florida! I do appreciate the hints that it might be clearcoat goblins though, and I’ve left a saucer of milk and cheese out to ward them away
Also possible, with that big white easy to remove piece on the left side, I highly doubt anyone could resist removing it if it was done by a person