A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods

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    1 year ago

    SALAD DRESSING?! Are you Americans going to a restaurant and ask the waiter to bring you a salad with clorox?

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      1 year ago

      Okay, how do you expect to get ranch dressing white? Ranches are dirty.

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        1 year ago

        when dressing for a ranch I usually put on worn-out jeans, a leather vest and a wide-brimmed hat, not sure why these things should be white

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      1 year ago

      I mean, trump was crazy to suggest injecting bleach, but maybe eating it on a side salad helps with covid?

      (please don’t try this)

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        OK so let’s get that straight, a chemical cleaning company owns a ranch in some secret valley where they produce salad dressing and no one suspects anything. the US is weird. (\s because irony doesn’t always work on Lemmy)