• solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    It’s not about toxicity, it’s about mind control! Fluoride makes you passive. But you know this since you’re a tool of the government pushing poison.

    Just bleach your teeth like normal people! You know, with the bleach under the kitchen sink.

    (Don’t actually do this)

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      4 days ago

      Like the ol’ General said / s

      We can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

      Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

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      2 days ago

      I’ve heard it works much better and actually reverses the mind control if you first mix the bleach with ammonia.

      (Also, please, don’t actually do this, some people still die every year from this)

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      4 days ago

      And that’s why you should only drink grain alcohol and pure, natural rain water. To preserve the essence of your precious bodily fluids.

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      3 days ago

      The real Chads use raw organic free-range non-GMO pesticide-free lemon juice with baking soda. It’ll leave your teeth as white as they’ll be sensitive! Keep it crunchy. You’re welcome.