Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
    20·
    2 days ago

    He’s like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It’s come down to, look at me. I’m funny and interesting. You’ll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

  • anticurrent@sh.itjust.works
    320·
    2 days ago

    This is unbearable, Lemmy, reddit and other left leaning social medias have become unbearable around election seasons, Liberals copying right wing tactics is like eating your own shit. and it is disgusting.

    I get the panic, but it is making you just as brain dead as the other camp. hopefully things will dial down past election day.

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
    131·
    3 days ago

    I don’t really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

  • Jumi@lemmy.world
    24·
    3 days ago

    That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he’s trying to tell us something

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
    3·
    3 days ago

    Hey now we don’t have any videos of William Henry Harrison, you can’t say that for sure.

    • WrenFeathers@lemmy.worldM
      53·
      3 days ago

      Yep. It’s real.

      Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

      Just ask Putin.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
        19·
        3 days ago

        You’re being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn’t pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 days ago

      The thing is, Trump is the republican party’s proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he’s the best they’ve got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.

    • BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      That would be nice… we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.

      • Billiam@lemmy.world
        35·
        3 days ago

        I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

        -Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

        • borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          26·
          3 days ago

          I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

          As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

          • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
            6·
            2 days ago

            He’ll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.

          • Agrivar@lemmy.world
            14·
            3 days ago

            When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

            I’m with you. That’s the clear solution, and it’s frustrating how many people overlook it!

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          32·
          1 day ago

          I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.

          Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I’d probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he’s doing. Just as a reminder.