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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It

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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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A British woman who sued a former employer for neglecting to give her a farewell card lost her lawsuit when it was revealed her colleagues had bought her a card, but no one signed it.
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    What’s the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the “Not” in the comm name.

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      Boofing an apple obvs

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        I vote for this to become official.

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          deleted by creator

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            Carried. roscoe boofed that apple

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      I’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

      Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”

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        Picking the onion

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          This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,

          “Plucking The Onion.”

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          Pickling the onion

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        Presuming the onion

        When it is in fact, an orange 😌

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          That’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.”

          Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”

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