• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
    16·
    3 months ago

    Dude…why are you watching stuffed animals orgasm with binoculars???

    Also, those are some impressive binoculars! Where’d you get those?

    • don@lemm.ee
      3·
      3 months ago

      A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

      2: I don’t use binoculars.