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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-223 hours agoDefine “Adult” Does the adult have to be non-American? I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-222 hours agoPer the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.
minus-squareRemotedeck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-223 hours agoIf the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store
minus-squareZiglin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-222 hours agoWhat about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?
minus-squareTheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·22 hours agoDepends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·23 hours agoOr could two American adults accompany each other?
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·22 hours agoWe could try but considering the obesity epidemic it’ll have to be a damn big coat
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoI think we’re unofficially Canadians, so it works.
Define “Adult”
Does the adult have to be non-American?
I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan
Per the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.
Can confirm, am American
If the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store
What about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?
Depends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there
Or could two American adults accompany each other?
Under one coat?
We could try but considering the obesity epidemic it’ll have to be a damn big coat
Or just two?
I think we’re unofficially Canadians, so it works.