🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-21 year agoMe: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.” Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.” Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThis is how you know who your real friends are.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoYeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me! That’s what you meant, right?
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoShampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
minus-square🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThis perfectly sums up the phenomenon
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agohttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Me: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.”
Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.”
Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence]
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
This is how you know who your real friends are.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me!
That’s what you meant, right?
Yeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
This perfectly sums up the phenomenon
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
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It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
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Damn, this got literal
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3
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I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.