Did aliens settle in Kentucky? I missed that story.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      I’ve been, but everyone looked essentially hominid to me. Maybe on the weird end of the hominid scale, but…

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        2 months ago

        This is true, but Patrick from sponge Bob looked vaguely hominid too, and likely is smarter than most humans in Kentucky (see what I did there Donald? Patrick is smarter than you, and we both know it).

        Donald is one of my cousins from Kentucky that is absolutely hominid looking, but is so far from being human that even aliens can’t imitate him successfully. We’re reasonably certain that he is some kind of hybrid life form based on a rock and a mange ridden monkey. There is some debate as to him having a ricke for a brain, or if his head is just empty, but it’s certain that he smells like a monkey.