Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipimagemessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up11.13Karrow-down191
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1imageThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square207fedilink
minus-squaresexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 months agoI can get my dick sucked every few hours all week. Caveat: by men Plot twist: I’m bi Double twist: I’m married Final twist: I’m lying
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 months agoI knew it! You do the dick sucking.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoSexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWhy not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose
I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.
Caveat: by men
Plot twist: I’m bi
Double twist: I’m married
Final twist: I’m lying
I knew it! You do the dick sucking.
Sexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
Why not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose