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      5 months ago

      In a B-rated time travel movie, the protagonist finds out after saving Harambe that it was actually Bowies that originally caused the schism. Bowie died in January of that year

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        That opens up the sequel where the protagonist has to team up with Harambe to travel back in time to save David Bowie.

        Harambe 2: Electric Bowiegaloo

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          The plot is roughly that you have a pharma company invent the cure for liver cancer and Harambe bravely volunteers as a test subject, but you take Haramabes place at last minute as part of an epic twist, thus also solving the grandfather paradox