• erp@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I loved your mom, yet she was not mine. I wanted to take that hot item and check her out. I even asked an associate for assistance, yet she was still not mine. C’est la vie.

    So I headed to the home improvement section and found contentment with a metallurgically deficient tool.