• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    In high school, my friends & I got really stoned after our band performed one night.

    We mocked up some NASA letterhead, pulled out the phone book, & proceeded to create dozens of signed & sealed official correspondence from the space agency.

    Every letter read:

    Dear Jerry,

    You’ll never be an astronaut.

    Love, NASA

    …now I kinda want to do that with this butter box trick. Just randomly select a dozen or so mailing addresses & send them one of these with no other explanation.