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minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-24 months agoLooks at ballot. “Is carbonite, like…an actual thing? Can I be frozen like Han Solo? I have a little bit of money saved up. Which stupid tech bro startup can do this for me?”
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months ago“Sorry, best I can do decomposing cryogenic plug of fluids”
minus-squareitsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 months agoLet’s ask Ted Williams’s frozen head. What do you think, Ted? Ted Williams’s frozen head: … Thanks Ted
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoTurns out those rich fuckers currently being scraped off the sides of their cryochambers had the right exit strategy all along.
minus-squaremynachmadarch@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoAlcor is generally considered your best cryonics bet right now. Not a great bet, but your best bet.
minus-squarebigkahuna1986@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI don’t have carbonite but for the right price I can pack you into a freezer filled with ice. That should do the trick.
minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoShut up and take my doge coins!
Looks at ballot.
“Is carbonite, like…an actual thing? Can I be frozen like Han Solo? I have a little bit of money saved up. Which stupid tech bro startup can do this for me?”
“Sorry, best I can do decomposing cryogenic plug of fluids”
Let’s ask Ted Williams’s frozen head. What do you think, Ted?
Ted Williams’s frozen head: …
Thanks Ted
Turns out those rich fuckers currently being scraped off the sides of their cryochambers had the right exit strategy all along.
Alcor is generally considered your best cryonics bet right now. Not a great bet, but your best bet.
I don’t have carbonite but for the right price I can pack you into a freezer filled with ice. That should do the trick.
Shut up and take my doge coins!