Aging gamers were reportedly delighted to see that a new video game called Eldric Quest has accessibility features catered specifically to people their age who do not have enough time to actually play a video game.
“I came back from the office at around 7 p.m. and was so happy to see this mode implemented because holy shit am I tired,”
“Anything with a pause button.”
Someone make this into a shirt with a cool gamer logo. I’ve found my gamer crew.