Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1797arrow-down11
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minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoSo steal near a friends house.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·4 months agoOr don’t be a piece of shit
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.