• scoobford@lemmy.zip
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    7 months ago

    Honorary mention to my cat, who has not only drank a glass of vermouth while I was in the shower, but knocked over and consumed a much of a bottle of wine, and even tried to get into some gin while I was making a cocktail.

    Fortunately, she’s just a drunk. She won’t touch any people food whatsoever, just insects, kibble, and rodents. I keep her locked in my bedroom while I’m at work now.

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      7 months ago

      Jfc! I’ve known dogs ans cats that would drink beer if they could, and vermouth kinda makes sense, but gin? That’s a little terrifying and a lot interesting.

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        7 months ago

        I love her dearly, but she is the poster child for “different types of intelligence”.

        She can open semi-round doorknobs, but also sometimes runs headlong into walls until she starts stumbling around woozy.