Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoTotally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1638arrow-down12
arrow-up1636arrow-down1imageTotally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoWell, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoYou came back for the refund?
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoTurns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns. It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoHe must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
You came back for the refund?
Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.
It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
He must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
1-800-CHK-LFCK.