• iamdisillusioned@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I started taking a medication recently that has “enlarged spleen” as a side effect. Okay doc, I’ll keep an eye on my spleen.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Well, reason is you get an abdominal USG they’ll see it and think sth is wrong. Then you barge in, all dressed in white, and correct the doctor by saying “my spleen being big is a side effect of my medication!” And then he calls an ambulance because it’s like 50x as big as it should be and defo not a medication issue