Particle Rifles
T’pol with the standard issue crop top, of course.
Properly fitting uniformS
Standard issue in the mirror universe.
It’s not like fabric is going to stop a phaser. Might as well get some airflow going.
Properly aligned warp coils
Picard gives orders.
[swoon]
Positrons.
Programmed in multiple techniqueS.
Philosophical Debates
with garak?
Especially with Garak
Pockets
Photon torpedoes
Pants with pockets?
Plaster of Paris?
Wait that sounds kinda wrong…
Paris’ plaster?
I assumed it was phasers.
Phds? Potatoes? Puppies? perpetually ensign harry Kim pillows? Pillows?
Pancakes
Pterodactyls. It’s true.
I’m the motherfucking pterodactyl, and I’m here to ptero you a new asshole!
Could you move it up a few inches please the last one is not holding the poo quite the way it should and it keeps bumping into my belt
pesos
Pistachios.
Platypus