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arrow-up1277arrow-down1external-linkThat Electric Toothbrush Botnet Story Is Totally Fakegizmodo.compsychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前message-square27fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68arrow-down1·9 个月前Sounds like an article a toothbrush-botnet-hosted AI would generate.
minus-squareBlisterexe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 个月前Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract us
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 个月前Meanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.
minus-square[email protected]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 个月前The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.
minus-squareMojoMcJojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 个月前Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, “Plugged In”
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前Hmmm there wasn’t an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Sounds like an article a toothbrush-botnet-hosted AI would generate.
Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract us
Meanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.
The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.
Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, “Plugged In”
Hmmm there wasn’t an episode last week, internet must have been down.