It’s like girlsmath but for CFOs, I love it

foot pounds

Careful, you spelt “newton-meter” wrong. 🙃

his Scooby-Doo villain ass

Oh, so we live in the “Scooby gang lost” timeline. Everything makes sense now.

Eh, I’d have more fun if we didn’t mention this asshat altogether. 😛

Another successful Saturday night in my book!

OK Google, handle this social interaction as if I was inebriated.

I just think relying on a strawman is not a very good way to make fun of something.

He says so much dumb shit that you don’t really have to exaggerate in order to make him sound stupid.

Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

It’s Dark and Darker.

Saved you a click!

Spitting the onion?

It doesn’t take longer. France announces the preliminary results of an election 2 hours after the polling places close.

Is American politics simply a matter of who can best kiss the ass of narcissistic reactionary billionaires?

Always has been.