Yep I have 2 on a small o-ring with a usb memory stick I use.

false ; I bought a 50 pack

Yes, I keep them in the box.

or a hoarder

Lies and slander. I have several, specifically because I am not responsible and lose things often.

Oh really? I didnt know that, yes I still do and it’s only one I have

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

I keep one in my keychain for the random instances I need one, especially when I’m away from home.

It’s come in handy more than I thought it would.

I probably have like 3 or 4

I can confirm that this is false

I stick them in a cork board.

I bought a multi tool that has one of these built in.

I have the ifixit screwdriver kit and one of the bits is a Sim card ejector. Does it count ?

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I’ve only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).