• tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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    In my 40s:

    • Bought a home last year, still not paid off.
    • home isn’t far from the beach but, due to the previous tsunamis, there’s not much to do there near where I live.
    • make more than 6 figures (but not in USD and not 6 figures in USD after conversion).
    • I am the chef. And the gardener.
    • Fuck tesla (I have a kei car (going somewhere with wife or buying farm supplies), motorcycle, and pedal-assist ebikes)
  • errer@lemmy.world
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    I know it’s just a joke but lady works for Apple, I have a hard time believing she has none of this things

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      P R I O R I T I E S

      Most of that list is attainable if you make good money like that person likely does… and choose to prioritize those things. I make waaaaaay less annually, well below the poverty line, but my house and car are both paid off and I never have to speak to another salesperson again (in my professional capacity.)

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    On a related note, if I become super rich, one of the first things I’ll do is not buy a bigger house or a fancy car. I’ll hire a personal chef to cook healthy, delicious meals. Not having to cook everyday is a big luxury.

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    Why would anyone believe any of this attainable for the average person in the best economy? A personal chef? Common, this has to be some right wing satire.

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    Nobody, not even me, want’s my wildest dreams to become true. Moderate dreams - Now we’re talking!